July 17, 2006

New Rules

New Rule #1

A pile of lettuce is not a salad. Not even if it’s fancy organic lettuce.

New Rule #2

Faculty must stop asking staff members what they’re doing this summer. The staff members are working this summer, like they do every summer.

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